shipssabriel:

I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

codeddenominator:

something big might be happening on itunes midnight/morning on July 31st *cough* frank ocean new album *cough*…..;)

,,

Is your older brother hot

Ancient proverb (via jandjob)

(Source: emerant)

  • Normal person watching movie: I like that actor
  • *Moves on with life*
  • Me watching movie: I like that actor
  • *looks actor up on Wikipedia*
  • *buys biography of actor*
  • *acquires all movies with actor*
  • *blogs nothing but pictures of actor*
  • *cries forever over actor*

sleezed:

i shouldn’t be this horny 

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

(Source: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)