*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*
REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS POST SO MORE PEOPLE CAN SEE THE SHIT IM ABOUT TO SAY
LOOK HERE MAN, AINT NO OTHER PERSON QUITE LIKE YOU IN THIS WORLD.
EEM IF YOU A TWIN, THERE IS SOME SHIT ABOUT YOU THAT YOUR FUCKIN DOPPELGANGER DONT GOT
THAT SHIT MAKES YOU A GOTDAMN…
hands up if you sing duets with yourself
Fuck that I sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” by myself
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
if you cunts think you’re about to start singing bohemian rhapsody on my post I will kick you so fucking hard your mother’s mother will feel it
Why are goosebumps called goosebumps
few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.
trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.